So far this winter, we have had to contend with numerous snow storms,  bitter temperatures and even a blizzard.  But, nothing quite prepares one  for the challenges of "black ice."
 More about that later, though.....
 I was not sure of what to expect Tuesday night when returning to  Harlem Meer to check on and feed the struggling waterfowl.   The  previous night, all the mallards and all but one Canada goose had been  chased away by a German Shepherd whose owner thought it was "cute and fun" that  his dog ran on the ice chasing birds.
 I don't know if it was "Lila" the German Shepherd who caused the dog-bite  injury to Joey, the Pekin duck now recovering at Animal General.   I  do know that besides harassing birds on a mostly frozen lake, a dog running  on ice represents a serious life-threatening danger to the  dog.   It was however difficult to convey that to the  dog's owner.
 When I finally left the Meer Monday night, only Brad and Angelina (the two  flightless ducks) remained in the small pool of water, along with one Canada  goose.
 I then walked over to the Central Park Reservoir where it seems the large  group of mallards and geese apparently fled.  Unfortunately, with the  Reservoir almost completely frozen over now, there is no food source for the  birds there.  
 I was therefore not surprised to find all the mallards and geese  returned to the Meer Tuesday night despite any threats from free-roaming dogs on  the ice during off leash hours. The birds have to do what they have to do  to survive.
 Immediately upon seeing my dogs and me, all the geese and mallards came on  the embankment, desperate for food.   Although I brought as much seed  and millet as one could carry, it was completely gone in minutes.  The  geese were so desperate, they were pulling at my gloves and the mallards  practically tried to follow me home!  
 "Get back you guys!  I have no more!  I am not going home  with 30 ducks!"
 Perhaps the mallards had simply heard the latest weather report of an  "ice storm" on the way and a nice warm apartment seemed a good idea to them  at the time. 
 Although news reports yesterday showed plenty of footage of people slip  sliding away on the ice and taking nasty falls, I thought the streets  pretty navigatable  when running errands in the afternoon.   Warmer temperatures had seemingly caused most of the ice to melt.
 However, last night when going back to the Meer to feed the birds, it was a  totally different story.
 Falling temperatures caused wet park paths to freeze, forming thin,  slick sheets of what is called, "black ice."  Immediately, when  encountering this, I got off the park paths and walked my dogs along the  mostly ice-free car road in Central Park.
 It was slow going, especially when navigating the icy park path  leading to the location of the birds on the mostly frozen lake.
 As was the case the night before, all the mallards and geese were  congregated around the small pool of open water at Harlem Meer.    Again, there was the desperation for food and again the mad scrambling and  slipping around on ice to get as much nourishment as they could in the  time that they could.  Even Brad and Angelina put aside their normal  cautions to come up on embankment and eat frantically from my hands. 
 When all the food was gone, I bade the birds good night and ordered them  back into the water.  But, most of them remained on the snow, digging for  whatever remaining seeds they could find.
 I decided not to try and navigate through the icy park and instead,  took my dogs to walk home along Fifth Avenue, where presumably sidewalks had  been cleared of ice or treated with salt.
 Still, one had to be careful due to the small, slick patches of black ice  on the ground that were often difficult to see, especially at night.
 I was doing pretty well until about 102nd Street.
 Perhaps I became a little complacent when walking on the ground in  front of Mouth Sinai Hospital or perhaps I lifted my vision from the ground  momentarily to check on the upcoming traffic light.  
 Whatever the case, suddenly I felt like an ice skater attempting a  triple quad at the Olympics.  Only the attempt failed miserably  and  after flying sideways, I landed squarely on my right elbow and ribs.
 Wow.  Instant stars and recognition on why ice  skating was never my "thing."  My whole right side really, really  hurt!
 But, like a fallen skater, one has to get up and move on.
 And so I did, with the thought of irony that the accident occurred right in  front of a hospital rather than the slippery park paths.
 Man, one would think a hospital would do a better job of keeping  its grounds cleared of ice.
 One could have been visiting someone only to end up as a  patient!  
 Never "assume" anything is the motto there, one supposes. 
 I finally made it home with my whole side aching.  I hope those  miserable birds appreciate the sacrifices for them! I thought to myself  amusingly.   
 This winter has truly been no "walk in the park!"
 Today, I am no worse for wear, though it truly hurts to laugh. 
  I discovered that last night when watching a skit about the  "Bachelor" on Jay Leno.
 I also understand why those mallards tried to follow me home the other  night.
 "Come on!  The blizzards, snow and cold we can deal with!   But, not the black ice!"
 Yep, I feel the same way, guys.  
 But, I still can't bring 30 ducks home with me.  
 A bruised rib -- and ego is bad enough. --PCA
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