I feel somewhat vindicated.                                                
It seems certain that Council speaker, Christine Quinn, must have  thought me some sort of nut case last week when I protested the  "scapegoating of Canada geese for our own mechanical deficiencies in  airliners."
But, this week, headlines inform us of a Northwest Airliner that  had to emergency land after a hole was blown out due to small cracks in the  plane and apparently, the problem is not unique to the one  aircraft.   
Three other airliners have since been discovered to have the same  tiny cracks (due to wear and tear) that could result in a disaster and another  plane had to emergency land last night due to pressure arising from small  cracks.
It seems some of our older airliners are literally falling apart.  
Should we round up and kill Canada geese for that?
The fact is that not one human has died as result of a commercial  airline collision with Canada geese.
And yet, incalculable numbers of innocent Canada geese have been slain  worldwide for so-called, "airline safety."
What a crock.
But, of course, the "airline terrorists" allegation against Canada  geese is not the only insanely exaggerated charge against these much maligned  birds.
Others are equally distorted, blown out of proportion or just plain false  and crazy.
For examples:
"The geese are an invasive species!"
This is an outright lie. 
Canada geese are in fact, not named after the country.  They are named  after taxidermist, John Canada who apparently studied the species  intently.  Moreover, Canada geese are native to most of North  America and beyond.
Those geese who were captively bred and released in this country  during the last century (when the species almost went extinct) are obviously  native to America and have no instincts or reason to "migrate" to Canada  or the Arctic.
Those people who refer to the geese as "invasive" are merely  advertising their ignorance. 
"The geese are pests."  
We understand that not everybody loves Canada geese.  However,  considering that humans have destroyed most of the geeses' natural  habitat, but at the same time, created artificial ponds, lakes, parks and  trimmed grasses, we should not be surprised that the geese (being waterfowl)  would be attracted to those areas. 
Moreover, pressure on the species from hunting in rural areas, sends many  geese seeking the "safe" sanctuaries of public parks or golf courses.
Of course, as we have learned over the past few years, city parks are no  longer "safe sanctuaries" for the geese.
One wonders what location truly is these days?
The geese are literally harassed, hunted and culled everywhere.
Recently, New Zealand changed the status of Canada geese  from "game bird" to "pest species."
That means virtually anyone can kill geese anytime. 
This, in light of the fact that Canada goose numbers are actually  down in New Zealand from what they  were in the 90's and even last year! 
But, apparently, humans have become a lot less tolerant or a lot more  crazy -- even when animal numbers are already in decline.
"The geese chase away other birds!"
I have spent thousands of hours observing Canada geese and other  waterfowl.  I have never seen the geese "chase" other  birds, though occasionally, they can get testy (like any waterfowl) with  mallards, (who, incidentally, are far more testy with each  other).   
The fact is, Canada geese live very peacefully with and in many cases,  welcome other birds.  
Moreover, other species of birds seem to seek out the security and  protection that Canada geese offer, being by nature, such a wary and alert  bird.
"The geese are aggressive!"
Of all the unfair charges against Canada geese, this is truly the  most bizarre and non-sensical.
Canada geese are extremely gregarious, social birds who seem to (for some  strange reason) enjoy the company of humans. 
Sometimes this results in geese approaching people or children and in some  cases, even tugging at a shirt or bag.   Sometimes, the geese are  begging for a treat and sometimes they are actually giving a "goose hug!"
But, the last thing these actions represent is  "aggressiveness."  On the contrary, the geese are just being  friendly.
It is however true, that when protecting nests or goslings, geese can  sometimes "hiss" or stalk at what they perceive to be a threat to their  families.  But, then what animal (or human) wouldn't try to protect young  from possible harm?
That is simply normal parental behavior and has nothing to do with the  species being "aggressive."
Canada geese are in fact, among the most peaceful and gentle animals on the  planet.  
Humans could well learn lessons from the geese in terms  of loyalty to mates, cooperation with others, peace-making and  protection of young. 
In short, virtually ALL the charges against Canada geese are either  patently false, hugely exaggerated or just plain nuts.    (Even  their poop [though messy to walk in with designer shoes] is simply recycled  grass that acts as fertilizer to the grass itself.)
Last night, I saw a raccoon happily scampering around two Canada  geese positioned on the edge of a Central Park lake. 
The geese looked at the raccoon as if to say, "Hi, chap!" and  then returned to peacefully gazing out at the mallards who  were madly splashing around and chasing each other on  the water.
"Just another night in crazy mallard town!"   --  PCA
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