Just when you think matters cannot get any more irrational and   insane, there are columns like the one below out of Birmingham today:
  This "city" guy left the city and bought a home close to a lake. He then   built some kind of big pond in his yard for kids to "fish in."  
  And surprise, surprise!  Geese were already on the lake and   some showed up to the artificial pond created in a   yard!
  And now a supposedly "reputable" newspaper allots this guy (and many   others like him) the space to rant and rave ad infitum  about the   "nuisance" of geese.
  The oft repeated scenarios like this remind one of when the white man   first came to and settled in America. 
  In those days, it was the Indians who were considered "in the   way" and an enemy that needed to be "gotten rid of." 
  Presently, the few Indians that survived our onslaughts against   them are forced to live on reservations. 
  But, its doubtful that we will establish reservations for the geese.
  Rather, the credo seems to be, "kill, kill kill -- or "get rid of"   in any way possible.
  As mentioned earlier in this blog, there haven't been Canada geese at   Harlem Meer for anything more than a few days since last winter. 
  There is a reason for that. 
  A couple of months ago, when walking around the Meer, I heard what sounded   like honks from a very sick or injured goose.
  I searched all around the marshes and plants in the water, but   could find or see nothing.
  But, then I noted the same distress sounds coming from other   parts around the lake. 
  It finally dawned on me that Central Park (or a hired company) had   installed "Goose Distress Sound" effects around the lake.
  The distress calls must work quite effectively as unlike last summer when 9   geese molted at Harlem Meer, there are none today. 
  I did not write of this previously because I personally have mixed   feelings about it. 
  Since geese are still present in other areas of Central Park where so   far, the sound effects are not being heavily used, I did not feel personal   need for protest. 
  Moreover, due to the heavy fishing at Harlem Meer in the warm weather, it   is actually not the safest or most ideal area for the geese to   molt.   I am guessing that due to their longer legs, geese tend far   more often than ducks to get ensnared in fishing line.  It therefore   seems better for the geese to be at the Reservoir or Boat Lake   because there are far fewer dangers and almost no fishing.
  But, the other night when searching for the Boat Lake geese, I discovered   that the Goose Distress Sounds are also being used in the area near   Bethesda Fountain.
  (Obviously, that explains why all the geese at the Boat Lake are   typically around the northern side of the lake.)  
  But, the sound effects used at the Boat Lake are disturbing because it   is forcing all the geese (almost 20) to congregate in one fairly small   area. 
  Moreover, this is obviously not for "safety considerations" of the   geese, but rather and presumably due to some perceived "nuisance   factor" to the large crowds of people that typically gather around Bethesda   Fountain.
  Why Central Park would think that the hoards of tourists and others around   the Fountain are somehow "bothered" by geese, I have no idea.
  The exact opposite is true for most of the tourists and   others observed around the Boat Lake, virtually all   of whom adore the geese and love photographing and   even feeding them! 
  (Then again, there was probably some malcontent or "battle-ax" who whined   about geese and of course, the complainers always seem to get their   way as so many recent posted columns and articles have proved.)
  Earlier this week when visiting "my" geese on the rock at the Boat   Lake, a group of finely dressed tourists wandered by and stopped for at   least a half hour to admire and take photos of the geese.  "Ah,   so beautiful!" the women said in broken English. And two of the   men, dressed in elegant business suits stopped to hand feed a couple of the   geese. 
  None of the 8 or 9 tourists cared about any "goose poop" on the rock   despite looking like they had all stepped out of fashion magazines. 
  So why is Central park seemingly worried about geese "offending" tourists   around Bethesda Fountain?  If they paid any attention, they might actually   plant geese there!
  I am past the point of trying to "figure" what those who run our parks are   actually thinking. 
  I just have to hope that Central Park Conservancy is not in cahoots with   the USDA and city agencies to "limit" the geese to small areas in Central Park   to make it easier for a potential roundup to occur.
  Rather, I have to hope it is paranoia about those few whiners and   complainers who, although going to a public park (or moving to a lakefront   property), "hate geese" -- just like the early white man settling in   America hated Indians. 
  Its ultimately not about who was here first or what naturally belongs. Its   about who are the biggest bullies and who have the loudest mouths.
  But, still the question remains:  
  Will we eventually create reservations for the geese like we did the   Indians we overpowered and displaced?  -- PCA
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