Returning from an entirely frozen Harlem Meer this   morning, (where even the few mallards struggling to maintain a tiny pool of   open water, were forced to give up and abandon ship) I was taken aback to note a   "Geese Police" van heading quickly in the direction of the   Meer. 
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What the hell? 
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There were no birds at all to "harass" at Harlem Meer.   
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Sight of the goose hazing company this time of year made my   blood boil on an otherwise freezing day in which most of Central   Park is covered in snow and ice.
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It made me think of the lies told in recent   years by officials of Central Park Conservancy and other governmental   entities (such as USDA Wildlife Services). 
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The particular lie reflected upon today (from the   Conservancy) was, "We harass resident Canada geese in the fall in   order to make room for migratory geese."
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With the exception of three Canada geese (One pair and   a loner hanging with them) at the Boat Lake, virtually ALL of the geese   observed in Central Park these days are migratory   birds.  (I am speaking mainly of migratory geese from the Arctic, Canada or   upstate New York who fortunately fly into the   Jackie Onassis Reservoir, the one watercourse in Central   Park they are not harassed due to control by the city. -- Or, at least   this is what I was told by Geese Police.)
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Even though migratory Canada geese are a supposedly "protected   species" under the federal, Migratory Bird Act   Treaty, they are afforded no more respect nor peace in all   of the Central Park lakes and ponds (under Central Park Conservancy   control) than so-called, "resident" geese of which Central Park   has very few these days. -- Three to be exact.  
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It is akin to blowing migratory geese out of the skies (as   posted in recent hunting articles), while at the same time decrying the drop in   their numbers and even blaming that on "resident geese nesting in the   sub-arctic and displacing migratorys."  (Another lie, this time by USDA   WS.)
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It is one thing to hold a position on an issue and   intellectually argue that stance.  It is quite another to just make up lies   or spout company memos in order to justify a position   on animal cruelty and deliberately mislead the public. 
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Matters have degenerated to the point that I barely   believe anything told by so-called, "wildlife officials" anymore. 
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Least of all, those who wander around city parks admonishing   anyone daring to toss a few crumbs to a hungry bird on a freezing   day.
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Last week, when Caroline and I were trying to acclimate the   four domestics ducks to her by feeding, an employee of NYC Parks and Recreation   came to us to admonish the action.
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"You're not supposed to feed wildlife in the park!" the young   woman said sternly, while pulling out her identification. 
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"These ducks are not wildlife. They   are domestic and flightless," I countered. "We are trying to prepare them   for rescue.  In a few weeks, this lake will freeze over and these ducks   will be doomed."
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"They're hybrids..." the young woman started to answer, but I   quickly interrupted and corrected. "Open your eyes.    They cannot fly!"  The conversation was becoming   heated when Caroline intervened and attempted to reason with the young   upstart mostly by name-dropping.  "Attorney, Wild Bird Fund, Park   Rangers," etc.etc. 
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"Well, I will have to talk to my supervisor."
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Whatever....
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As said to Caroline later (somewhat apologetically), I no   longer have patience with petty bureaucrats either mumbling party   lines and/or deliberately lying.  -- Especially when they dish   out repeated, tired lines like "hybrids" to refer to   barnyard, flightless ducks.
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Thankfully, we were able to rescue the four domestic ducks a   few days later -- but not without having to jump through hoops first and   beg permission.  (But, why does one have to beg permission at   all to simply do the right thing?)
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Its a good thing the fab four are out of Harlem Meer as they   would likely be very dead ducks today on a completely frozen and   barren lake.
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Especially since Central Park Conservancy insists on harassing   every Canada goose out who would normally help to keep some open   water at the Meer and other park watercourses (thereby benefiting   ducks and other waterfowl.)
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Contrary to the claims, it doesn't matter whether the geese be   resident or migratory. 
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One suspects park officials and   representatives cannot tell the difference in geese anymore than they   can apparently tell the difference between a "hybrid" duck and an Easter   chic who simply committed the unpardonable sin of growing up and becoming   "unwanted."  -- PCA
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