I have only been to Central Park twice this week.  That   is because the last time there was unpleasant in more ways than   one.
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On mission to find more than four geese in all of Central   Park, I journeyed north towards Harlem Meer this   past Tuesday night to check on the current water bird situation   there.
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As the sun had gone down, I walked on the brightly   lit pedestrian section of the East Park Drive, but soon discovered that to   be a huge mistake. 
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Numerous times throughout the walk, I was passed by large   groups of speeding runners -- a situation that was akin to being in the   middle of a stampede. Stressed and unnerved, I looked to move to a different   side of the road, but such would have put me in the path of oncoming   cyclists.  For all intents and purposes, I was "stuck" with nowhere to   move.
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On several occasions, I was brushed by runners zooming past   until at last, one runner in the back of a 30-40 pack actually collided with and   pushed me forward. Suddenly stumbling forward, I was fortunate to catch myself   just before hitting the pavement.  
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"Jesus Christ, you don't OWN the fu#$$% park!" I   yelled in sudden burst of anger. 
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It was obvious the petite young woman could not see me walking   on the path as her vision had been obstructed by the more than 30   runners ahead of her.  Had it been a large guy who banged into me rather   than the girl, I probably would have hit the ground causing injury.  As it   was, I was extremely lucky.
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But I was still pissed and actually shaking by the time I   finally reached the 104th Street cross street and exited onto a narrow   pedestrian path leading to Harlem Meer. 
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A cyclist sped by me on that.  
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Needless to say, my mood was none too pleasant when finally   walking around the Meer to discover not even one goose there, but a number of   fishermen. 
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"Great!" I thought.  "Chase all the geese   and wildlife out to make room for more marathons,   more events and more CRAP!"
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While there still remain some mallards surviving around   Harlem Meer, I was in such horrendous mood that I walked home via Fifth   Avenue.   
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It is, after all far safer to walk in the streets of NYC these   days than Central Park. 
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The following day, I called the Central Park Conservancy to   report the incident and complain the park is little better than an outdoor   gym these days and that an entire NYC constituency -- senior citizens or   anyone with a physical disability -- is being pushed out like the geese and   wildlife.   
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I was politely told the runners "are training for the upcoming   marathon" to which I sarcastically responded, "Which   marathon?  There are marathons every week!"
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As earlier reported, two people have been killed in Central   Park over the past two months by speeding cyclists.  Hundreds of other   non-lethal collisions go unreported by the major press.  But, it   isn't just the bikes. Its also the large running packs that represent   danger to ordinary citizens as the runners in the back cannot see people   walking ahead on the path.
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So, no I haven't been back to Central Park since last   Tuesday night and can't say I'm looking forward to returning -- until   perhaps the middle of winter. 
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But, finally to add further insult to all the pushing out   of wildlife and even regular, non-marathon folks in Central   Park, there is this nonsense permeating much of the local news in NYC these   days.
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"Let's replace carriage horses with vintage   electric cars!" 
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Oh, truly, this cannot be real!  Ban horses for   cars?  And big, ugly monstrous cars at that!
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More cars, more marathons, more events, more crowds, more   accidents, more, more, more. 
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What we don't have "more" of is the wildlife. 
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Perhaps it is no surprise that according to a recent World   Wildlife Fund report, half of the world's animals have disappeared since   1970. 
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In Central Park, the swans have disappeared, all but four   geese have been harassed out and now there is push to "ban" the horses.    
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Meanwhile, our "animal loving" mayor forbids pets in the   townhouse he is advertising for rent (Apparently, deBlasio only loves animals   when they are very far away):
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So, what exactly does "loving animals" mean these days?    
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It apparently means, loving animals off the planet and   replacing them with condos, malls, endless events and cars.  ---   PCA
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